Forum: Humor In Recovery

Bad Time for a Blonde Joke A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for...

Cute Things Kids Say The girls were heading out for a women's dinner at church when my little four-year-old granddaughter asked her mom why the...

Church Bulletin Announcement The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area. We have had...

These are those jokes that make me think "must be a blonde." Before anyone gets upset, know that I am a blonde. Well, ok I use to be a blonde and...

Gambling When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says..."If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800- GAMBLER." So,...

The Perfect Woman? Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to...

What it REALLY means "I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "That's women's...

Repair Estimate When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer...

Settling a Cow Case A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing...

"I just had a dream about it ..." A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you...

Cup O' Joe A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of...

"Animal Bites" The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter,...

In The Army A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself, as a man and joined the army. "But, wait a minute," said the listener,...

Final Words... I'll get a world record for this. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. I'm making a citizen's arrest.

New Teeth Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. The first Sunday, his sermon lasted...

Used Peanuts A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips...

DUI - SOUTHERN STYLE (Only people from South Carolina could think of this. From the county where driving while under the influence is...

YOU THINK YOU HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS?????!!!!!! Due to the downturn in the economy, Alcoholics Anonymous will NO LONGER be dues and membership...

Flustered As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered...

Retirement For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days...

No Pets Allowed There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his...

The Short of a Story! This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done...

Play on Words -- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. -- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. -- What Do...

Boneless Chicken The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the...

Important Q and A's Kids Answers to those important questions HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the...

Selling Vacuum Cleaners A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a...

Coffee Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked up the...

First Anniversary The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office, I suddenly saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror. The...

Pay for the Food There was a poor old Irish cobbler whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time,...

Dog names "Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son. "Bob," he said. "And what's your cat's name?" "Bob."